The rabbi, minister and priest used to gather each Saturday night to gamble. Their parishioners were not happy about it and contacted police.
The policeman showed up and the ministers put away their cards and chips and brought out Bibles.
The constable asked, "Father, have you been gambling?" The priest bowed his head and prayed quietly. Crossed himself, and looked up and said, "No, officer."
The constable asked the minister, "Reverend, have you been gambling?" The minister bowed his head and said a silent prayer. He replied, "No, officer."
The constable asked the rabbi, "Rabbi, have you been gambling?" The rabbi looked directly at the policeman and replied, "With whom?"
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